Dr Paul Allen

English: A basic, Sharp-brand solar calculator. (Photo credit: Wikipedia ) Philip answered Him, "Two hundred denarii worth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may have a little." — John 6:7 Here in the New Testament was Philip the Calculator—Philip the Mathematician, Philip the Clerk. There was need for a miracle, and Philip set out to calculate the odds. Probably every Christian group has at least one person with a calculator. I have sat on boards for many years, and rarely is there a board without a Philip the Calculator among its members. When you suggest something, out comes the calculator to prove that it cannot be done.... There are always two kinds of board members : those who can see the miracle and those who can only see their calculators and their strings of calculations.... The people with the calculators have seen the problem, but they have not seen God . They have figured things out, but they have not figured God in. Philip the Ca

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